An Ideal Job Description For A Super Pastor. Enjoy the Laugh!

Enjoy the following job description.  I received a great laugh from it!  

Grace and Peace my friends.

"The ideal pastor preaches exactly twenty minutes with an hour's content.  He condemns sin, but never offends anyone.  He works from 8 am to midnight, and also serves as the church janitor. He makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, and donates $30 a week to the church.  He is 29 years old and has 40 years of experience.  He is a strong leader, yet also follows everyone's advice.  He can effectively relate to all teenagers and spends all of his time with the elderly.  He is tall and short, thin and heavyset, and has one brown eye and one blue eye.  He makes 15 house calls a day, regularly visits the hospital, and is always in his office." 

Source:  Kent Crockett & Mike Johnston, Pastor Abusers: When Sheep Attack Their Shepherd (, 2011), 37.